Mommy's Poop

I'm just gonna go ahead and spare you any pictures of this particular account...

Isis and I were sitting on the floor this morning when she said, "Poop." She's been saying this a lot more frequently. If we say, "who pooped?" she yells, "Iseeees!" So today when she announced it I assumed she had done it. "Did you poop?" I asked and stuck my finger in between her diaper and her skin to check. "No," I said, "No poop."

Isis then stands up, walks behind me, sticks her finger in my crack, tugs at my underwear and says, "Mommy poop? No." Oh, thank God.